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daffydthomas:

one gf a day keeps tf away

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aminaabramovic:

aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall

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keepcalmandreadfic:

Fireproof Musical Analysis: By A Professional Musician who plays music and is a musician and knows their shit.

intro:

whoa One Direction swallowed John Mayer’s guitar

Enter Fleetwood Mac ‘Dreams’ Drum sample:

Verse 1: Harry

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who am I Hedwig what am I

Harry swallowed a whole pot of honey and you can hear it in his voice. I’m a musician, I know these things.

Verse 2: Niall

BVs: Back up vocals are not actually the band members I took them to a lab and did the test the back up harmonies are actually angels.

Chorus 1: Liam

Chorus led by Liam, who single handedly makes falsetto sexy again. 

Verse 3: LOUIS

True music fact: When Louis recorded this verse in the studio there were no survivors.

Guitar Solo:

*it’s as though the NANANAS never happened*

Chorus 2: Zayn

It doesn’t matter what I write here no one made it this far One Direction murdered them. For free.

Quiet Chorus:

OT5 part harmonies of destructionimage

Outro Chorus:

the bit everyone will sing along at the concerts and they’ll repeat over and over and everyone will raise their proverbial lighters and even the dads in the audience will admit this song is the best thing since ‘Dreams’ by Fleetwood Mac.

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This has been a complete and 100% accurate analysis of One Direction’s latest single. May Louis have mercy on our souls.

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yayhaz:

listen one direction fucked up my life so badly this ain’t even funny anymore

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stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

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